Spam Kills

Thursday, March 27. 2008

Have you ever read the titles of the emails in your box? No, not glanced at them but really read them. This morning I ran my messages late and had what seemed to a lot more than usual.

As they are loading, loading and loading I started looking at the titles. Giggling, I realized that with the help of theses spammers I am now:

A millionaire in Africa Lotto
A millionaire in Ireland ( a long lost relative died-wiping a tear)
And some money in the UK

What to do with all this money that I am going to get? Using the emails here are the things I am going to do:

Fix my erectile problem. Ahhh, OK I am female but the emails said I had that problem
Going to please her longer. MMM, goes with the top line
Invest in property
Buy all the software I will ever need
Buy watches at below wholesale cost
Get a lot of dates!
Loose all that fat. I weigh 105 how much can I afford to loose? Well, they said I was fat they must know

Now these are just a few of the titles that I received. How many people really fall for these emails? Do they sit and read the erectile emails and think How did they know?
Do they really purchase these things? I guess they must or we wouldn't get this spam, right?

Thank goodness for my delete button is all I can say.

Now, if you will excuse me there was someone that was going to make my day and had some new photos-just for me

Posted by Pandora at 05:07 | Comments (3) | Trackbacks (0)

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I just can't believe you don't buy these letters? I mean the great spelling and grammar they use just scream "We're Legit!"

Seriously, it concerns me, because if SOMEONE wasn't falling for it, they would stop.

#1 Mandi (Homepage) on 2008-03-27 20:29 (Reply)

Do you get those mails too?

Thank Gosh, I thought it was just me.

#2 Ken Armstrong (Homepage) on 2008-03-28 09:59 (Reply)

What I don't get is the gobbledegook emails which make no sense at all. They are the ones with random words all over the place.
I think someone must actually type them at their computer while laughing manically...

#3 Adam Nantel (Homepage) on 2008-03-29 00:09 (Reply)

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