Grandbaby of the Plastic Kind

Well sooner or later we all knew it woudl happen I would be a grandmother. But by my 13 year old son, Colt????

Naw! It isn't true. haha He is doing the Father thing at school and has to carry this baby around.

I am supposing it is a boy baby due to the fact it is in blue. He has no idea what it is. haha Oh, excuse me it is a girl baby because it has flowers on the pj's. haha


I asked him what the baby's name is and he shrugged his shoulders. He is supposed to name it. I said call it Rufus. I think that is a cool name
Apparently he does not. Nicky said to name it Susie. Cute. I still like Rufus.

I am sitting here working not thinking at all about that baby and all of a sudden this cry like a banshee starts in. I look at Colt and said SHUT IT UP! I am a wonderful grandmother, don't you think? I do.


He puts a key in its back to make it stop its squalling. Like I told him in real life a key does not shut them up. Yes, I tried. That and the channel changers mute button doesn't work either. He just laughed at me. I was being serious. Pssh

So here is the proud father of a baby girl, baby boy who the hell knows. I think it is funny that thing will cry in the middle of the night and he will have to put the key in the back in the dark. Better him than me.

All I can say is that I think that this project is stupid. Doesn't teach them a damn thing. Sorry educational system what a joke this is. Better than the egg parent project though I guess.

Oh, he had Nicky babysit while he ran off to meet me at the store. I see EBT and a lot of beer there as a parent.

You may all send presents to me for the baby. The baby prefers diamonds and maybe pearls. After all it is my grandchild